Things My Husband Says

“I don’t know if I’ve told you this, but I really love the layout of your blog” (his doing, btw)

“Yeah?”

“I like the way it has the bird at the top, then when you get to the bottom it’s Drinky Crow!”

“Yeah?” (I’m drinking, not the best conversation, sorry)

“Yeah! It starts out all cute, and then it gets dirty. Just like you.”